When the mad professor and his useless lackey finally jack it in and leave us to pick up the pieces, there won’t be a book written about their days of yore, or a movie, or a television series. No, there will be a west end show, a proper comedy romp. Oh how we will laugh….
The latest in a long line of embarrassment’s occurred yesterday with 500 Scunthorpe fans already on their way down the M1, the club called off the game due to a frozen Valley pitch. What about the undersoil heating Addick’s cried? Not connected to a heat source the club whispered, or at least poor old groundsman Nathan Chapman was forced in front of the camera to explain.
So undersoil heating without the heating. But don’t fret because when we get into the Premier League, the billionaire with around £12m recently stuffed into his pockets, will make the investment.